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I thought I'd add a little blurb about this one: the title, Irish Coffee, English Muffin, comes from a pisstake of the Morrissey song, Irish Blood, English Heart. Back when MSN Messenger was popular I used to change my quote to bastardisations of song title using puns, rhyming and general tomfoolery. This was one of the better ones (This Charming Flan, anyone?). The template for the music is Death Rides A Horse by Ennio Morricone, a track that got used to great effect in Kill Bill, but the lyrics relate to two young girls who frequent a certain Preston nightclub, on the prowl for young men. I wonder if they'll take it as a compliment?
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Irish Coffee
English Muffin
Go together
Whatever the weather
Redheads in denim
Brunettes from Yemen
Fringe is top billing
When minges need filling
Irish Coffee
English Muffin
Go together
Like birds of a feather
Dancing in sweaters
Gimme your shelter
Welcome advances
From the boys they fancy
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